February 5th, 2008 at 03:24am Under Golf Jokes
Two men were playing golf, and on the 11th tee, one of the men had a heart attack. So the other man kept on playing, and then went home and told his wife the story.
His wife said, “Oh, that’s horrible!”
Then the man replied, “I know, I had to drag him for 9 holes!”
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January 27th, 2008 at 12:00am Under Golf Jokes
Two golfers went out to play a round of 18 holes. Their names were Fred and Tom.
So after Fred hits a beautiful drive right in the center of the fairway, he notices an extra pair of pants in the basket of their cart.
“Hey Tom, are those your pants in the basket?” Fred asked.
“Yep, their nice, don’t you think?” Tom said while laughing.
“Yea, but why do you need an extra pair of pants Tom?” Fred asked looking confused.
“In case I get a hole-in-one.”
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January 9th, 2008 at 12:43am Under Golf Jokes
This could be one of the funniest golf locker room jokes I have heard in my life. Check it out!
A few man were in the locker room when suddenly, a cell phone rings. A man picks it up.
“Hey Sweatheart, how was your golf game?”
“Great Honey!”
“Well listen, I just saw this beautiful pearl necklace at this jewelery store, and I totally want to buy it. It is only $3,500.
“I guess…”
“Thanks, and also, I want to buy this mac laptop from the mac store. Only $2,700. Can I get it?
“If you want…”
“Yay! OMG, i forgot to tell you. that new construction house on Fairway that we wanted, well there was a price drop. Only $2,200,000 now! Can I place a bid?
“Ummm, if you want…”
“What should I bid?”
“A little over asking price to make sure we get the house. Around $2,300,000…”
“Okay honey! I will do that right now. Love you!!!”
“Bye.”
When the man hung up the phone, he held up the phone and yelled out, “Hey everyone, whose phone is this?”
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January 7th, 2008 at 12:51am Under Golf Jokes
Here is another funny joke…
One golfer walks into the pro shop of his country club, and checks in for his tee time.
“Why are you so late?” asked the worker behind the pro shop desk.
“Well it’s sunday, and so I had to flip a quarter to decide whether I should go to church, or play golf.” resonded the golfer.
“Sir, that only takes like 5 seconds.” said the worker.
“Well, it took about 32 flips to get it right.”
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January 5th, 2008 at 12:01am Under Golf Jokes
I just heard this golf joke from one of my close friends, and I just had to share it with everyone. Here it is:
Joe goes up to his friend, Bobby and says “I just got some golf clubs for my wife”
Then the Bobby says “What kind of golf clubs?”
Then Joe says, “Well, really junky, used clubs. It was the best I could get out of the trade…”
This joke just made me crack up. I hope everyone liked it. 
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