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		<title>Golf Joke: Pulling a Dead Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:24:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Golfer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two men were playing golf, and on the 11th tee, one of the men had a heart attack.  So the other man kept on playing, and then went home and told his wife the story.
His wife said, &#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s horrible!&#8221;
Then the man replied, &#8220;I know, I had to drag him for 9 holes!&#8221;
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		<title>Golf Joke: Hole-In-One</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 00:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Golfer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two golfers went out to play a round of 18 holes.  Their names were Fred and Tom.
So after Fred hits a beautiful drive right in the center of the fairway, he notices an extra pair of pants in the basket of their cart.
&#8220;Hey Tom, are those your pants in the basket?&#8221; Fred asked.
&#8220;Yep, their nice, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Golf Joke: A Phone Call</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:43:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Golfer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This could be one of the funniest golf locker room jokes I have heard in my life. Check it out!
A few man were in the locker room when suddenly, a cell phone rings. A man picks it up.
&#8220;Hey Sweatheart, how was your golf game?&#8221;
&#8220;Great Honey!&#8221;
&#8220;Well listen, I just saw this beautiful pearl necklace at this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Golf Joke: Church or Golf?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 00:51:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Golfer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is another funny joke&#8230;
One golfer walks into the pro shop of his country club, and checks in for his tee time.
&#8220;Why are you so late?&#8221; asked the worker behind the pro shop desk.
&#8220;Well it&#8217;s sunday, and so I had to flip a quarter to decide whether I should go to church, or play golf.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Golf Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 00:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Golfer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just heard this golf joke from one of my close friends, and I just had to share it with everyone. Here it is:
Joe goes up to his friend, Bobby and says &#8220;I just got some golf clubs for my wife&#8221;
Then the Bobby says &#8220;What kind of golf clubs?&#8221;
Then Joe says, &#8220;Well, really junky, used [...]]]></description>
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