Golf Joke: A Phone Call

Posted by Golfer on January 9th, 2008 at 12:43am

This could be one of the funniest golf locker room jokes I have heard in my life. Check it out!

A few man were in the locker room when suddenly, a cell phone rings. A man picks it up.

“Hey Sweatheart, how was your golf game?”

“Great Honey!”

“Well listen, I just saw this beautiful pearl necklace at this jewelery store, and I totally want to buy it. It is only $3,500.

“I guess…”

“Thanks, and also, I want to buy this mac laptop from the mac store. Only $2,700. Can I get it?

“If you want…”

“Yay! OMG, i forgot to tell you. that new construction house on Fairway that we wanted, well there was a price drop. Only $2,200,000 now! Can I place a bid?

“Ummm, if you want…”

“What should I bid?”

“A little over asking price to make sure we get the house. Around $2,300,000…”

“Okay honey! I will do that right now. Love you!!!”

“Bye.”

When the man hung up the phone, he held up the phone and yelled out, “Hey everyone, whose phone is this?”

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